Recipe for a completely insane life:
One round trip flight to Denver in 24 hours, the return leg with a five year old
Two lost pieces of luggage, one of which is a car seat
One additional five year old for a total of three kids 5 and under
One Volvo station wagon not meant to carry three car seats in back but doing so anyway
Two households moving on same weekend in hottest month of the year, one coming in from Denver this Friday (remember that school starts for us Tuesday)
Six days to get above listed children ready for school
One fourth birthday which lands on the first day of school
Thirteen uniform shirts to be monogrammed (not cheap, btw)
One Grandma in town for seven days (not that I am complaining AT ALL)
Combine all ingredients in large house, shake with a generous helping of Lexapro and Bud Light, serve hot and sweaty over a helping of unfinished work, as in JOB.
These proportions will only make enough for one, possibly two lives, so be sure to adjust yours accordingly.