Me: how you doing? (which is what I say to everyone.)
Him: Soul food, huh?
Me: Yep. I’m here at least three or four times a month.
Him: Well, it’s paying off (looks at my ass) It’s going to all the right places.
Him: Y’all together? (looking at Becky, who already has it both coming and going and is pregnant on top of that)
Me: Yes, we are.
Him: (eyeing Becky’s rack) Paying off for her too.
Me: Um, thanks?
Just thought I’d share. Happy Friday…