I've decided to create a list of things I am not thankful for in order to try and get it out of my system before tomorrow.
Stretch marks. There is just no way I will ever be thankful for those. I know they are a product of bringing my beautiful, brilliant and amazing children into this world but still. Do not like.
Psoriasis. Yes, I have the heartbreak of it. And let me tell you, it is amazing! Not.
"What's for dinner?" Every. Single. Night. of my life. Why do they always need to keep eating?!
Body hair. While I AM thankful that I'm no Sasquatch, seriously, after twenty five years of shaving my legs, I'm over it.
Justice. That store the devil's handiwork and I am positive that the people who work there will turn up with some sort of cancer from all those plastics and dyes and chemicals etc. And of course, my daughter cannot get enough of it.
"Moooooom! Sibling X did Y to meeeee!" If I NEVER hear this again, it will be too soon. Not thankful for that.
"Where is the ...?" Why am I supposed to be the location knower of all things? I can barely keep up with myself!
PMS. This really needs no explanation. It truly is just not a good scene for anyone.
Fennel. I just don't like it. I've tried and tried, but it's just, ew.
Black Friday. You will not change my mind on this, so don't even try.
Come on, play! What are you NOT thankful for? Tell me in the comments!
PS. It's official. I am turning into Maxine.